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The Ugly Couple Song
I was never pretty Not even as a child These gaps between my teeth They showed up when I smiled My hair always stood straight up Like it was terrified to fall In school it wasn't friends Or charisma that I lacked But in elementary pictures They always put me in the back And I wasn't tall
Oh these guns of mine never did arrive Didn't matter what I'd lift My acne was invinsible My dandruff was no gift My voice was high as a lady's And it's still that way today
But you know I'm glad I waited That is, I was made to wait 'Cause if'n I'd been taken I would have missed the best date in the world
She's got a heart that's bigger than her hair She might never be a model but who cares She's one cloud and some wings from bein' an angel And who knows we might make Something beautiful
Well I have reached maturity Finally grew into my fro I guess my ears they missed the news 'Cause they just keep a growin' I have some great, great dance moves They never seem to move the girls
But I always hope I'd find the one Who'd really digged my look And one night at the comic store We both grabbed the same book Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com One about dragons
Well I met her down at Charley's She spilled her drink on me She laughed and said that wasn't usually How she liked her tea And somehow we got caught up in an evenin' Full of kisses and romancin' It wasn't really her perfume That made me think her sweet But more how she didn't mind Me stepping on her feet When we were dancin'
She's got a laugh that's louder than her pants She might never walk a runway or do a pole dance She's one cloud and some wings from bein' an angel And who knows we might make Something beautiful
My friends have all been telling me I ain't looked this good in years Nothing like a woman Make you wash behind your ears She calls me stinky I call her ferret face or MO But it ain't all fun and pet names No, we've been known to fight About whose better lookin' But it never lasts all night On we go
She's got a smile that's brighter than her nails She might never win a pageant as a female She's mine and we might some day Have a little one of our own And who knows we might make Something beautiful
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